Raised in the Middle East by Islamic fundamentalists, manguydude moved to Florida after a botched suicide bombing. Never a technical expert, manguydude assembled a bomb incorrectly and was publicly embarrassed when he ducked down at a crowded cafe in Tel Aviv expecting to meet his slew of virgins but instead getting ridiculed at by onlookers who shouted, "tell your friends to send a real suicide bomber next time, you fucking pussy!"

Shunned by his family, manguydude headed west with elaborate plans to destroy America and restore his standing back home. But one day, while fishing the Internet for expert bomb making advice, manguydude accidentally stumbled upon the Ween Forum and was distracted for months.

To be continued....